All That She Wants (Rice & Gravy)

Parody of the song "All That She Wants" by Ace of Base.

She leads a simple life
She leads a simple life

When she woke up late, 12:38
And her day had just begun
She opened up her eyes and said
I'm so damn hungry
She can't go work if
She don't have food in her tum
And it's no surprise she has a list of one
She's going to eat it

All that she wants is some rice and gravy
No other starches no
All that she wants is some rice and gravy

All that she wants is some rice and gravy
She'll have veggies tomorrow but
All that she wants is some rice and gravy

All that she wants...
Rice is what she wants...

In the past she used to care so much
About which brand she ate
It was Uncle Ben's until the end
Uncle Ben's forever
But now she has a passion
For any kind of rice
As long as it has gravy, it tastes nice
She's going to eat it

All that she wants is some rice and gravy
No other starches no
All that she wants is some rice and gravy

All that she wants is some rice and gravy
She'll have veggies tomorrow but
All that she wants is some rice and gravy

All that she wants is some rice and gravy
Maybe seafood later but
All that she wants is some rice and gravy

All that she wants is some rice and gravy
She'll maybe settle for poutine but
All that she wants is some rice and gravy

All that she wants
All that she wants

Lyrics by Paul Little  •  Music by Ace of Base (2017)